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When I was only three,. My mama said to me,. "Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,. Or you're gonna get vd". . When I was seventeen,. I boned a cooky bitch. A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
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If you really really really really love me,. then you really really really gotta show me. Don't whine when I put it in your booty. or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty. Never hassle me becau
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I want you to know one thing,. You ain't getting no engagement ring (yeah). So if you wanna keep being with me. Oh you gotta give me just a little, a little more space. Stop chasing me around all
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Bài hát Death To All But Metal - Steel Panther. Alright!. Yeah!. C-c-come on!. *** the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls. They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall. Eminem can suck it, so
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Well, I bet you never guessed when you came to the show. You'd be getting on the bus with me and doing some blow. Your mama's in the parking lot and looking for you. She's gonna find you when I'm d
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I saw her drinkin' beer. Eatin' peanuts by the bar. I was pretty desperate. And I knew she had a car. She said her name was Debbie. She was a friend of Jenny Craig's. She had boobs like watermel
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I'm in Tokyo. Looking for a Ho. Tried to score some blow. But I don't speak Japanese. Find a geisha girl. Take her for a whirl. Wrap a tuna roll on my dick. And the bitch is on her knees. . S
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I would give you the stars in the sky. But they're too far away. If you were a hooker, you'd know. I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy. I'd be suddenly gay 'Cause my heart belongs to
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First Verse. The food will be great and the drinks will be free. and all the sexy girls'll wanna party with me. The weed will be toked and Colombian coke. Will be snorted off some stripper boobs a
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If you don't golf thats ok. You can be a tiger anyway. Lie through your teeth when things get tough. Or your balls are going to end up in the rough Yeahh Yeahh If you want to be like tiger woods fe
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Alright!. Yeah!. C-c-come on!. . * the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls. They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall. . Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre. They can suck each other
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I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice old beer. Get it real quick and say "yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. We'll get along- you will see. Focus on taking car
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If you really really really really love me,. then you really really really gotta show me. Don't whine when I put it in your booty. or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty. Never hassle me becau
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I met you down at the Seventh Veil. The first night that I got out of jail. Your lips were red and your skin was pale. You were the one that I wanted to nail. . Yeah. . I asked you for a table
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I'm the cyber-slutty *** bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs I've
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If you love your lady then here's some good advice. If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice. If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast. So do what Steel Panther
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Last night I got so high. I think I had *** with the cable guy. Well I admit it would of been funny. But that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chronic every week or so. But I do it when I
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Don't you go buyin' her dinner. Don't you buy her Gucci shoes. If it comes down to you or a pile of cash. I can tell you what she's gonna choose. The girl's gotta have 22 inch rims. On her brand
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Woah. Let's go. Listen up. Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo. We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you. Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground. I felt
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It is the future. year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the universe their last remaining enemy, men, created
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Sleeping on a park bench, in chilly October. Currently homeless from a recent foreclosure. I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes. I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dish
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I * 17 girls in a row last night . And 10 of them gave me head. I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill . To clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did. The very next day I told the guys, . Th
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I want to tell you 'bout something fun. So I wrote you this song. If you've ever been to Disneyland. You know the lines can be real long. But I got a ride that the bitches love. And you won't hav
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First Verse. The food will be great and the drinks will be free. and all the sexy girls'll wanna party with me. The weed will be toked and Colombian coke. Will be snorted off some stripper boobs a
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Extra Extra read all about it. I wanna show kinda ya something new. Now If your having trouble just getting a boner. Here's something cool that'll work for you. It's way better than a Dirty Sanche
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She's looking good,. From head to toe. She's licking her paws. She's ready to go. Teeth like razors. And claws like knives,. She's ready to pounce on your ass. You know you won't survive!. .
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So you're big and kinda hairy. Like a monkey at the zoo. I don't care if you're a monkey. With an ass that's red and blue. Cause I'm gonna * you doggy-style. The way chihuahua's do. But I got on
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I'm the cyber-slutty *** bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs I've
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Last night I got so high. I think I had *** with the cable guy. Well I admit it would of been funny. But that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chronic every week or so. But I do it when I
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Woah. Let's go. Listen up. Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo. We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you. Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground. I felt
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If you don't golf thats ok. You can be a tiger anyway. Lie through your teeth when things get tough. Or your balls are going to end up in the rough Yeahh Yeahh If you want to be like tiger woods fe
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I want you to know one thing,. You ain't getting no engagement ring (yeah). So if you wanna keep being with me. Oh you gotta give me just a little, a little more space. Stop chasing me around all
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I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice old beer. Get it real quick and say "yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. We'll get along- you will see. Focus on taking car
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I went down on her last night. From what I understand baby that's alright. I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through. She rocked my stick and I blew my load.
